What I have learnt this week......

I am too old for a canal boating holiday with "the crew"
1980's replica Russian tanks, in cute Russian boxes, aren't worth anything.
The colours of the snake in the Jungle Book are rubbish for a tattoo.
It is embarassing to stand in the middle of George Street making a film.....
Carboning a snake the right way around is not as easy as it sounds..
My hips are ample enough to hold a blunderbus....cheers Boss, oh you of the Olympian physique!!
If a tattoo needle splays out at the end, it doesn't hold the ink and you can't make a line.
Lots of my friends are willing to have me tattoo them. This I find the most amazing fact of all.

I should go - it is late, I have to transform my dining room into an intergalactic wonderland for a 4yr olds birthday party and tomorrow -
I AM DOING MY FIRST TATTOO.
My beautiful, brave sister is letting me tattoo her - in fact she asked to have my first tattoo. I can't work out if she really loves me or if she is somewhat - special.

Will let you all know what happens in the next few days. Wish me luck.

Oh and Kelly - thank you for my little pink lightening bolt...I Love It. xx